In a textbook case of the 7-year itch, Lori and CaptionMax decided it might be good to see other people. In the ensuing six months, Lori fought the evil fungus Alternaria solani in an epic battle on the shores of Lake Minnetonka, camped out at Thomas Jefferson's house, and milked a herd of 300 goats. In the end, it became alarmingly clear that there exists in the cosmos an overabundance of typographical errors, and so Lori and Captionmax set up a lunch date, and now she's got the keys to the new place.