Credits

>> Bill Anholzer
Caption Editor

Bill was born and raised in Appleton, Wisconsin, a city steeped in the history of communist witch hunts. He attended the University of Minnesota and came out waving a degree in Journalism and Mass Communications which currently sits under a pile of junk on his dresser. If you ask politely, he might dig it out for you sometime.

He's under the impression that he must have procrastinated a bit too hard during college due to his apparent lack of ability with the English langauge. Thankfully, the slave driv--nice co-workers at CaptionMax have managed to pound in a working knowledge of correct punctuation in a very short period of time.

You may not know it by looking at him, but Bill has saved the world many times with an assembled ragtag group of adventurers. Usually his home town is burned down which starts a chain reaction that sets the fate of the world swinging between darkness and light. If you ask him about it, he'll get a haunted look in his eyes and humbly say that it was all in the line of duty.

Finally, he's a little uncomfortable speaking in the third person.<

(All right, fine, so he doesn't REALLY save the world, but he does play a lot of video games, which is like the same thing, and you probably would know it just by looking at him since he has a wide variety of geeky t-shirts that he enjoys wearing. Thanks for ruining the facade.)