Matthew Sean Maxmillian Lynch: born in New Jersey, raised in reticence, unleashed upon the world, earned a gold star for attendance.
After realizing he was not cut out for the cutthroat antics of retail sales, Matthew began his affaire de coeur with closed captioning. For the better part of the 21st century (thus far) Matt's been taking the words out of people's mouths and pasting them onscreen for the viewing public's pleasure.
When Matt is not at work, he is usually someplace else. He enjoys reading, writing, but not arithmetic. He is co-author of "The Docent Who Didn't…But Probably Should!" and sole scribe behind many, many unfinished tales. Matt’s lasting obsession is the superheroine Phoenix and his latest obsession is his MySpace page.
Matt is easy to get along with. Just give him everything he wants!